So, apologies to the blogger who put me onto this for not attributing, and sorry again for not being able to provide a link here.
I blame prolonged marijuana use. But my mates say I shouldn't use a perfectly delightful substance as a scapegoat for my own shortcomings. So okay cannabis sativa, I hereby apologise to you as well. We've been friends for too long to let a little thing like this come between us.
Now where was I? Oh yeah, the map.
It's fine, but it does gild the lily just a tad:
1) Indonesia is only coloured in because I had a two-week holiday in Bali in 1984;
2) New Zealand made the cut only by virtue of a three-hour stopover at Auckland Airport on the way to the US in 1986;
3) Mexico just qualified thanks to a day trip to Tijuana from Los Angeles in 1987;
4) But I couldn't fucking find Fiji, where a stopover on the way back from the US in 1987 provided me with a three-hour Nadi Airport sojourn;
If you know the website where these maps are available let me know in the comments and I'll update.