Someone came to this blog today from the UK after doing an AOL search on,
ahem, "put the big lad in my arse." Well, not on the first date, I wouldn't, no. I didn't get around to checking, but I'm kinda hoping Alan Jones' website made it into the results too.
6 comments:
If he's as big as they say, I really hope they used lube.
Oh dear, that's made me hysterical with laughter.
Someone got to my blog yesterday with "Allegic to nuts can I eat kiwi" I can't answer that question, although I think they might be related because my husband and I are both allergic to nuts and kiwifruits...
Never mind the freaks, finish your bloody story. Were you really sick? Spill!!!
Haha. I often get visits from people looking for 'hores' after a post about a student writing 'Miss H is a hore' on the classroom wall. The things people look for...
Phishez: Well, he certainly favours the big end of town, so...
LE: Could well be. And apparently, the more you come in contact with an item you're allergic to, the more allergic you become. Are allergies as big a minefield for you as I've experienced? I'm anaphylaxis-response trained.
Steph: Hey, it's ok for you "Miss 147 comments"! Don't you know freaks provide crucial support in helping pad out my meagre blog stats? And I'll be churning out the next instalment soon.
BC: Hahahaha! During my time at High School it would have been "Miss H is a mole"
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